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Saturday
Oct242009

Save Our Universities: Join EA's Campaign Against Dangerous Leftie Professors

Why We Love Conservapedia: Outing Dangerous Professors

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RED MENACEAs our loyal readers know, Enduring America devotes itself to ensuring that truth, apple pie, and the American Way are promoted on these pages. Unfortunately, others do not appreciate these values. Even today, after the fall of the Berlin Wall, the demise of Fidel Castro, and the emergence of Glenn Beck as Ruler of the Media Universe,there are professors lingering in our classroom to spread their Marxist, truthiness-denying, baby-stealing ideas.

Fear not, Dear Reader. The patriots of The Leadership Institute, which is an institute that leads, have established a website called Campus Reform to purge these Red evildoers. (Yes, yes, Stalin and the Chinese had purges. But this is a Very Good Purge.) On this site, you can read, "Don't Let America Drift to Communism", "Support a Reformer" (Yes, yes, Lenin and Mao had reforms. But this is a Very Good Reform.), and, most importantly, "Take Back Your Campus" by naming, shaming, and running Leftie Professors out of town.

EA, your defender of Creationist Good Sense, supports this valiant campaign. Our first target is a nasty piece of work called Professor Scott Lucas at Vanderbilt University. He has been outed by a true Red, White, & Blue student, a Mr Graham Sheehan, as "an extremely dangerous lecturer, writer, and activist who should only be approached with caution", because of his "tactic amassing evidence in support of his analysis, overwhelming faith-based assertions".

It's easy, Dear Reader. Just sign in to Campus Reform, make yourself an honorary member of Vanderbilt University, and add your flag-waving comments. With your help, EA can drive this Lucas fellow into the Red academic hole where he belongs, reducing his rantings to some obscure website.

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Saturday
Oct172009

Iran: The Daily Show Tribute (Persian and English Versions)

Iran: To Its People, To The Future (A Daily Show Tribute)
Iran: For Those Still Detained (A Daily Show Tribute)
The Latest from Iran (17 October): Back to Semi-Normal

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In June, just before the election, The Daily Show --- the best satirical "news" programme on television --- sent correspondent Jason Jones to Iran. The five reports that followed, airing the week after the Presidential vote and amidst the first mass demonstrations, were enlightening and poignant as well as humourous. Jones interviewed three people who would soon be in detention (two of them still are): former Vice President Mohammad Ali Abtahi, Ebrahim Yazdi, and journalist Maziar Bahari. He met Iranians in the shopping malls, on the street, and in their homes, discovering that they were far from the enemies of "The Great Satan". And he and his producer returned to the US studio with this remarkable discussion, now translated into Persian, with Jon Stewart.

(Ironically, because of copyright issues, the original English-language videos from The Daily Show cannot be viewed outside the US. So, after the Farsi version, we've posted the "behind the scenes" English-language video on the making of the programmes.)



Daily Show Travels to Iran - (Farsi Translated version) from sahar sarshar on Vimeo.



Daily Show Goes to Iran from sahar sarshar on Vimeo.
Saturday
Oct172009

Great Obama Conspiracy Theories: Glenn Beck, Monty Python, and Anne Elk's Brontosaurus

Rabble-Rouser on Fire: Glenn Beck, Tom Paine, and Obama’s Pearl Harbor/9-11 Fascism

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There's nothing notable anymore about Glenn Beck's ravings --- how often can you pretend to set someone on fire, use the ghost of Tom Paine to call Barack Obama a fascist, or cry about "what life used to be like"?), be they a quest for fame and lots of money, political psychosis, or genuine bats*** craziness. However, this video from Crooks and Liars elevates Beck's latest conspiracy theory  of "Barack Obama's Six Degrees of Separation from Mao Zedong" by mashing it up with the 1970s wisdom of the famous scientist Miss Anne Elk:

Saturday
Oct102009

Nobel Peace Prize Shock: Ahmadinejad Wins!

Obama’s Nobel Prize: There’s Concerned…And Then There’s Stupid
Instant Reaction: Barack Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Video/Transcript: Obama’s Reaction to the Nobel Peace Prize
The Latest from Iran (10 October): Karroubi is Back

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ahmadinejad6The Desperate Blogger at Salon breaks the real news of this year's prize:

Tehran, October 9 – In a rare appearance during Friday prayers, Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei, announced that Iran’s Supreme Council has officially declared Mahmoud Ahamadinejad the 2009 Winner of the Nobel Peace Prize.  The 18-member Council voted 26-2 (with 3 abstentions) to certify the election result in an emergency session called amid confusion resulting from the Nobel Committee’s announcement that U.S. President Barack Obama had won the prestigious award.

Saying he was both “humbled and honored” to be chosen, Ahmadinejad, who is only the third Holocaust denier to win the prize, told an adoring crowd estimated at 200,000, give or take a few “British-sponsored troublemakers”, that the announcement caught him “totally off guard”.

“I thank the members of the Nobel Committee for having the courage to overlook all the ‘death to this country, death to that country’ stuff, as well as the ‘wiping Israel off the map’ comments,” the Iranian President said to chants of "Death to Norway!"

“And I thank them for recognizing the modern Iran which, at least officially, has lived and thrived in peace with our neighbors for over 20 years, and further, has done so entirely without homosexuals.”

Ahmadinejad went on to comment about what he saw as the moment’s “most profound irony”, pertaining to the fact that Alfred Nobel, who left an endowment to fund the awards that bear his name, made his fortune as the inventor of T.N.T.  “In December, in Oslo, I will most humbly and gratefully accept, on behalf of the Islamic Republic, a medal bearing the likeness of a great man – a great man whose invention sounds like a kid cracking bubble gum compared to what we’ve got in the pipeline…”

When asked for his thoughts on the announcement that Ahmadinejad had received the most votes from the Nobel Committee, Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai told E! Network’s ‘The Soup’, “Not so fast.”

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Wednesday
Oct072009

The Ultimate Israel-Palestine Football Match

uefaUEFA president Michel Platini said, during a visit to Jerusalem on Tuesday, that he believes football can play a role in bringing about peace in the Middle East. Maybe, he is right. Maybe, it is only football that can bring peace to the region...

After Platini's words, we thought how two sides might come together, shake hands before the kickoff, and talk politics in the middle of the pitch. Imagine Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu drinking from Palestinian Authority leader Mahmoud Abbas's water and Israeli President Shimon Peres congratulating Hamas political diretor Khaled Meshaal's freekick goal. Just imagine...

The Palestinian Squad:

1 - Salam Fayyad - PA Prime Minister
2 - Bassam Al-Salhi - Leader of The Palestinian People's Party
3 - Ahmad Sa'adat - General Secretary of The Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine
4 - Khaled Meshal - Hamas leader in Syria
5 - Farouk al-Kaddoumi - Secretary-general of Fatah's central committee
6 - Aziz Duwaik - the Speaker of the Palestinian Legislative Council
7 - Saeb Erekat - Palestinian Authority negotiator in Israeli-PA peace process
8 - Ismail Haniyeh - Hamas leader in Gaza
9 - Nayef Hawatmeh - Leader of The Democratic Front for the Liberation of Palestine
10 - Mahmoud Abbas - PA President
11 - Saleh Ra'fat - Leader of The Palestinian Democratic Union

The Israeli Squad:

1 - Shimon Peres - President
2 - Yitzhak Aharonovich - Minister of Internal Security
3 - Silvan Shalom - Vice Prime Minister
4 - Moshe Ya'alon - Vice Prime Minister
5 - Avigdor Lieberman - Foreign Minister
6 - Ehud Barak - Defense Minister
7 - Danny Ayalon - Deputy Foreign Minister
8 - Dan Meridor - Deputy Prime Minister
9 - Eli Yishai - Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Internal Affairs
10 - Benjamin Netanyahu - Prime Minister
11 - Ya'akov Ne'eman - Minister of Justice

Ref: George Mitchell (USA)