The Upside of Swine Flu: Sarah Palin Joins Twitter

Who says there is nothing good in a pandemic? Spurred by the growing crisis, former Vice Presidential candidate, Alaskan Governor, and Tina Fey-lookalike Sarah Palin has joined Twitter to get the latest news to her adoring constituents.

Here is tonight's Palinism: "We still have no reported cases of swine flu."

Thank you, Sarah.

More dramatic Gubernatorial Hockey Mom tweets tomorrow...

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This just in from our Kathmandu Correspondent:

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When all else fails in the face of farce and farcical fear, turn to The Daily Show for the way forward on swine flu, "last on the list of things that can kill you in Mexico". In the second video, John Oliver reports from the Centers for Disease Control ("there are only 40 confirmed cases in America, none of them fatal") v. Jason Jones from the Centers for Stuff I Heard from Some Guy ("the entire state of Arizona is dead"):

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The Daily Show and Karl Rove: "Oh, No, Our Torture Techniques Have Been Ruined"

This one goes out to Karl Rove, as he bravely fights his Twitter campaign to vindicate the Bush Administration:

Jon Stewart:"Apparently everyone's not upset about the fact that we torture. They're upset about the fact that we know about it."

Karl Rove: "All of these techniques are now ruined."

Peggy Noonan (former speechwriter for Ronald Reagan): "Sometimes in life you want to just keep walking....Some of life has to be mysterious."

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Winning the Culture Wars (Part 2): Stephen Colbert Parts the Gathering Storm

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"Did you know that if all 50 states approve same-sex marriage, straight marriage becomes illegal?"

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