Why We Love Conservapedia: Outing Dangerous Professors

When I'm lacking a bit of confidence, I always turn to the entry of Conservapedia on "Professor Values", as I feel its captures my mission in life perfectly:

Professors' common value system typically includes atheism, censorship, socialism, unjustified claims of expertise and knowledge (for example, the dogmatic promotion of the theory of evolution), liberаl beliefs, liberal grading, liberal bias, anti-patriotism, lack of productivity, bullying or discouraging conservative students (for example, homeschoolers), and promotion of sexual immorality.

On 14 November, one well-intentioned reader went further in portraying "Crimes and Alleged Crimes by Professors":

A deceitful homosexual Nazi on campus

So far, so good, I think. Unfortunately, the reader then added the flourish of a tribute to Andrew Schlafly, founder of Conservapedia and son of veteran hunter of feminists and all dangerous liberals, Phyllis Schlafly:

A crack team of Conservapedia intelligentsia in hot pursuit of Andrew Schlafly

And I'm not sure that the reader is sufficiently on-message with Conservapedia's absolutely factual entry on Barack Obama:


Andrew Schlafly prepares for flight in regards to proving Obama is a Muslim

With regret, I'm sure, Schlafly --- always modest, always kind to flying pigs --- had to reject the revisions. Still, keep up the good work, Mr Schlafly and Conservapedia!

Now I'm off now for a bit of socialism, evolution, and sexual immorality....