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Sunday
May312009

Iran: The People's (Facebook) Revolution

News Around the World by Enduring America on Facebook

iran-flag10On Wednesday, my colleague Chris Emery sent me the story that the Iranian Government had apparently blocked Facebook. That was curious because, two hours earlier, an Iranian friend had asked me via the site about my opinions on the Iranian Presidential election and the challenge of Mir Hossein Mousavi. Chris added that he, too, had been chatting with people in Tehran about the latest political developments.

So we did some cyber-checking --- Chris from Britain and I from a campsite in rural France --- and found out from our contacts that the site had been blocked on Saturday. That was not the big story, however. About 48 hours later, after much public protest, access to Facebook was restored, although no explanation for the original blocking was offered.

The immediate speculation was that the restriction was linked to the Presidential election. Months ago, when former President Mohammad Khatami was considering a 2009 bid, a group supporting him rapidly attracted thousands of members. Khatami's homepage now supports Mousavi, who in turn now has his own profile with more than 1300 fans. Mehdi Karroubi, another Presidential candidate, has a very active page with more than 2000 supporters.

(And, anticipating your question, there are several pages in the name of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. However, none appear to be an active "official" site, unless his primary language has suddenly become Spanish.)

Yet, while accepting that electoral politics was the proximate cause of the short-lived ban on Facebook, this misses the wider significance of the story.

For Facebook, as even the most cyber-phobic person knows, is much more than a political forum. Within minutes, you can be making up your ultimate band, discussing (and hopefully deriding) the latest Tom Hanks travesty, playing on-line Scrabble, or simply informing the world that you are angry/happy/depressed/excited/ready to hand over your children to the first person who will take them off your hands.In any country, let alone Iran, that opens up vistas of knowledge, discussion, and debate. For those immersed in politics, much of it may seem it far more trivial than a Presidential campaign, but these are the exchanges of everyday life.

Which is why, in my opinion, it would be a misreading to treat this Facebook movement as an uprising against the Islamic Revolution or even against the current Government (the real or imitation Mahmoud Ahmadinejads have several thousand supporters). Taking advantage of the opportunities offered by social media does not lock someone into a particular political, economic, or religious point of view.

Instead, the Facebook revolution is one of dialogue and engagement. It may face further bumps along the political road, but a return to a full block is unlikely. The illusion that Iran is cut off from "the West" --- just as the illusion that Iran is or should be just like "the West" --- is now well and truly shattered.
Sunday
May312009

Fight the Power: Rapping for Lower Taxes and Waterboarding

Straight up. Two freshmen at Dartmouth College, "Serious C" and "Stiltz", having grown up on the mean streets, have styled themselves as "The Young Cons". They take on the authority of the man (especially the man seeking same-sex marriage) with lines like "Taxes are the subject and I will spit them verbally", "EVERYONE can succeed cause our soldiers bleed, daily", and "Superman that socialism and waterboard that terrorism."

Just think of this as the love-child of Vanilla Ice and Sarah Palin.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkeZ2P4SiY8[/youtube]

(Powerline, which salutes the "wit and learning in equal parts" of this duo, are asking for additional lines for the rap. Enduring America has made its initial contribution, and we invite readers to join us in this political-musical quest.)
Saturday
May232009

Robobama Comes To Disney World

The New York Times' Jacques Steinberg has an exclusive on the animatronic Barack Obama which is set to be unveiled at Disney World's revamped Hall Of Presidents when it reopens on July 4th. Obamatron is said to be shockingly realistic, even imitating the President's mannerisms. The real President Obama has also provided recordings of him making a short speech and taking the oath of office for use by his mechanical alter-ego.




The all-new Hall Of Presidents will also feature Abraham Lincoln performing the Gettysburg Address in its entirety, while plucky newcomer George Washington will get his first speaking role. This post comes via Boing Boing, where it's suggested that, "Presumably, Obamabot will explain how the reasonable middle-ground demands suspending habeas corpus, covering up war crimes, and blocking the prosecution of participants in illegal wiretapping programs."
Monday
May042009

Anti-American Euro-Weenie Alert: Polish Piano Player Really Mad at US

zimermanEnduring America, your defender of all good and manly things red, white, and blue, brings you the latest story of Euro-betrayal:

A Polish fella named Krystian Zimerman is apparently a hot-shot concert pianist. He's tinkling the ivories in Los Angeles' Disney Hall (named, you will note, after a great macho American) last week when he stops and announces that he ain't playing no more. Seems he's a bit upset about American military policies.

The exact words were, "Get your hands off my country," which apparently is a reference to American plans to stick a missile defence system in Poland (along with a few bases and Burger Kings). Some European fifth-columnists cheered, but other true Americans yelled at Zimerman to shut up and keep playing or told him where he could his piano and our missiles.

To those who walked out, Zimerman commented, "Some people when they hear the word military start marching." It is unclear whether he played an appropriate martial tune, say, Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue".

Zimerman apparently is a repeat offender. He announced in 2006 that he would not return to the United States until George Bush was out of office, and at another performance, he denounced the Guantanamo Bay detention facility.

Don't worry, though. This guy's got some way to go before he catches up with us: US customs launched a pre-emptive strike
just after 11 September 2001 when they confiscated his piano and destroyed it because "the glue smelled funny".

And, while I'm playing Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA", Mr Zimerman may also want to recall that, in 1989, a Ms Sinead O'Connor refused to sing the National Anthem at The Meadowlands in New Jersey. True red, white, and blue American Frank Sinatra threatened to "whip her a**".

And her career was never the same.