CNN on Top of the World: Porn Beats Out Pakistan

UPDATE (5:20 p.m. BST): CNN has now put in a new Number 1 story, "Obama: US Auto Industry Must Not Vanish", which (as far as I know) has nothing to do with pornography whatsoever.

CNN's international website now has "Pakistan police academy attack kills 8" as its Number 2 story.

Number 1? "Husband's porn threatens [British] minister's job".

Next up: Christiane Amanpour puts the tough questions to Afghan President Hamid Karzai --- Playboy or Penthouse?