Mahmoud Ahmadinejad To Deliver Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message

Just dragging myself away from playing Guitar Hero World Tour with the family for long enough to inform our readers that Channel 4's alternative Queen's Speech tomorrow will be delivered by none other than Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Unlike in previous years it won't air at the same time as the Queen's offering, instead airing at 7.15pm. Sadly Channel 4's website is down for maintenance so I can't provide you with a link to watch online. For now you'll have to settle for the full text, courtesy of The Times.

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