Monday
Mar152010
Your Super-Special Iran Caption Contest
Monday, March 15, 2010 at 14:23
President Ahmadinejad greets Hassan Firouzabadi, the head of Iran's armed forces and the new Permanent Passive Defense Committee. You supply the caption:
Reader Comments (38)
AN: You mean you could not find a dark blue Ribbon?!
"A green ribbon, Mr President? This is really more of an emerald. Perhaps a teal."
"Hassan, I already told you to disgorge the released prisoners and wrap them with the green ribbon. It's my Norouz gift for Mir-Hossein. Is that so hard to understand?"
Sorry for my silliness... ;)
Mashallah baba....lose some weight or you will rip my pretty ribbon!
Ahmadinejad: "HOW many TIMES have I had to tell you, STOP DRESSING UP IN YOUR WIFE'S SCARF!"
Guy in Dark Suit: "Looks like he wrapped it wrong, sir."
Military Guy Looking On (thinking desperately to self, sweaty fists clenched): "DON'T ASK! DON'T TELL! We don't have those in Iran!!! We don't have those in Iran!!!"
(disclaimer: no cross-dressers were intended to be hurt by my feeble attempt at humor :D xoxo-Maria)
" are you already disguised ? it's not Easter, not yet !"
"They always give the good positions to the fat cats"
"These are the men your children will die for"
"Ahmadinejad: Who ate my burger?"
" What a beautiful Easter egg !!!!!!"
AN: Oh, boy... All I said was that you are a gift to "Emam-e Zamaan".
Sergent Garcia and his commander !
" Don't eat a lot my friend, you are going to explode , I have said "soft war" ! "
"Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday Mr. Presideeeeent, happy birthday to youuuuuu" (Marylin Monroe-Style)
You fat slob! Why are you wearing the color of our enemies? Are you daring me to kick your fat ass with Karate?
Ahmadinejad: “Hello my skinny friend!”
The Guy in the middle (in dark suit): “So, THIS is where Mahmoud keeps his 63%.”
The clergy in white turban: “Oh, look it is the little and large show.”
The military guy with his hat under his arm: “I wonder who we’re going to be raping tonight...”
Firouzabadi: “It was black when I left home this morning... I tell you Mahmoud, these Greens are everywhere.”
Ahmadinejad: "how many times have I told you not to eat the prisoners!?"
Guy in suit: "we'll could tell the public that they have fled the country"
"I am disguised in " green " as our lobbyists abroad but in fact I am with you " sa majesté " ! "
"Gosh! International sanctions shure have no effect on you, Hassan"
How can the head of Iran's Armed Forces be so completely and overwhelmingly fat? He wouldn't survive a whole hour out in the battlefield. Nothing makes sense anymore in this country of ours.
"Hassan, you're a living proof that the Easter Egg's embargo imposed on us by the imperialists and the zionists has been circumvented"
AN to General: "Maybe you should eat more green, instead of wearing it!"
Firouzabadi: "Why yes, Mr President, I am wearing matching underwear."
Man in Blue Suit: "And, sir, it also has a bow."
Two fellows with the same way of thinking ! Off with you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Event: AN visiting his enrichment Uranium and Methane gas Facility
AN: Hajji Firouz, are we there yet?
Haj Haasan to AN: Mr. Pee, as you see I have been staffing all the 30,000 kilograms of 3.5 % enriched Uranium from this end (pointing to his mouth) and pretty soon I will be able to deliver the rods for medical use from this end (pointing to his buttocks).
AN: Doing good Hajji Firouz but do not forget I do not want rods I just say that for the silly 5+1. You need to keep enriching until you can give me and the hidden Imam the 99%. Hidden Imam is tired of hiding and you must help.
Hajji Firouz: Mr. Pee, my rods are really potent and smell so deadly that can make Israeli run to the sea and never come back.
AN: Yes, yes but I want the 99%, trust me I have bigger plans and if you keep enriching the honor of blowing up yourself all the way to the hidden Imam hideout is all yours. Now take off hat sissy green bow, put on the Hajji Firouz costume and shake your fat booty. Norouz is here and I want to sing “Kherso be raghes avardim”, (getting the fat bear to dance).
Event: AN visiting his enrichment Uranium and Methane gas Facility
AN: Hajji Firouz, are we there yet?
Haj Haasan to AN: Mr. Pee, as you see I have been stuffing all the 30,000 kilograms of 3.5 % enriched Uranium from this end (pointing to his mouth) and pretty soon I will be able to deliver the rods for medical use from this end (pointing to his buttocks).
AN: Doing good Hajji Firouz but do not forget I do not want rods I just say that for the silly 5+1. You need to keep enriching until you can give me and the hidden Imam the 99%. Hidden Imam is tired of hiding and you must help.
Hajji Firouz: Mr. Pee, my rods are really potent and smell so deadly that can make Israeli run to the sea and never come back.
AN: Yes, yes but I want the 99%, trust me I have bigger plans and if you keep enriching the honor of blowing up yourself all the way to the hidden Imam hideout is all yours. Now take off hat sissy green bow, put on the Hajji Firouz costume and shake your fat booty. Norouz is here and I want to sing “Kherso be raghes avardim”, (getting the fat bear to dance).
AN: "You idiot! Don't you remember I told world media that there was no homosexuals in Iran!!!!"