Monday
Mar152010
Your Super-Special Iran Caption Contest
Monday, March 15, 2010 at 14:23
President Ahmadinejad greets Hassan Firouzabadi, the head of Iran's armed forces and the new Permanent Passive Defense Committee. You supply the caption:
Reader Comments (38)
[singing] "Happy Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday Mister President..."
"Almost there. Just have them print the 'Miss Universe' on it."
"I swear on the Imam's grave I tried to find a big enough one. Those evil Greenies have literally cleaned out all the green fabric at the stores!"
or
"Would you like another Kabob?"
or
"I see you have been indulging in free potatoes --- you nitwit those are meant for the Basiji--ahh such a waste I could fit two or three in that sash!!!
or
"God Dammned that thing barely fits you!"
Typo meant to say
“I see you have been indulging in free potatoes--you nitwit those are meant for the Basiji–ahh such a waste I could fit two or three in that sash!!!
"I presume that nice GREEN sash was Mehdi Karroubi's idea of a joke!!! Hurry hurry we have a Zionist in the our midst arrest him!!!
You say just another 5 kilos? I think it is more like 15, Hassan Jan. You look really huge. And what's all that green thingy about?
Firouzabadi to Ahmadinejad: "Mr. President SIR! I would like to report that I have found the missing green stripe from our flag. You may have it back if you wish, but I find that it functions really nicely as a tummy-tucker."
"If you don't get that green ribbon off you now, I'm going to slap you"
Bacheha, you are perfect -- rofl :-)
There are so many cute captions, that it is really difficult to vote for anyone, but I laughed most at Danial's dialogue... Eating prisoners was too much for my poor stomach ;-)
Thank you, Scott, for offering us such a witty start into the last week of 1388.
(No comment on your caption, because I don't get the meaning, pardon.)
A cartoon for Chaharshanbeh-Suri instead: http://www.roozonline.com/persian/cartoon/cartoon-item/article/2010/march/16//-120a624e2f.html
Arshama
Song : Bee Gees I Started A Joke:
I started a joke,♫ ♪ which started the whole world
crying,♫
but I ♪ didn't see ♫ that the joke was on me, ♫ oh yeh ♫ ♪♫.
.....
I swear Mahdi was right there. I swear. Right under where this huge beautiful ripe peach was sitting.
You're all so funny! My favourites: 14, 15, 24, 26
Some Firouzabadi fun you might have missed (these pics are part of a longer exchange between me and Samuel, but are still enjoyable on their own):
http://enduringamerica.com/2010/03/10/iran-at-a-crossroads-scott-lucas-speaks-in-washington/comment-page-1/#comment-30823
AN : Oh you naughty boy, you didn't tell me you were going to be a mole in the next green demonstration.
guy in dark suit, looking down : You mustn't forget the green laces.
(Peace - how did you write the music notes ? )